lzbth: my phone just autocorrected friends to dry ends which is funny because i have more dry ends than friends i really need to condition my hair more often
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years? guys dont HAVE to have sex u know but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont...
bowlingforsoup: one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats